10 Hilarious Ikea Product Names

By Betty Zhang

May my highly immature interpretations of them amuse you. 

  • FEMMEN VAG

    The illustration does little to help.  

  • DOMBAS

    What everyone feels like when trying to assemble Ikea furniture. 

  • SENSUELL

    Sex. Pot. Now all we need is rock 'n' roll. 

  • GROGGY

    Groggy is how I feel after drinking the funny grape liquid inside the bottle opened by Groggy.

  • MILF

    FYI mine is Michelle Obama. Sorry Barack. 

  • FRACK

    The Frack might crack and bring you seven years of bad luck. Don't the first letter of 'fire' and the last three letters of 'truck' near the Frack. 

  • BLAMES

    Just wait til your Blames go off to college. Hopefully they won't return as permanent residences of your garage. 

  • FARTYG

    *Samuel L Jackson voice*: 'I'm FARTY-G, your DJ for tonight's show. It ain't no real party without FARTY-G, y'all! Hmm hmm. The G stands for Gas, m*****f******!'

  • SORE

    Found at Jane Foster's residence. #AlwaysThorTheNextDay

  • GODIS SKUM

    Blasphemous Skum bags filled with marshmallow sheep? Thou shalt not buy this product.  

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