12 Things High People Say

By The Stoner's Cookbook

We've all said this stuff, but even if these comments or phrases sound dumb, they're still hilarious (and sometimes even introspective).

  • "We gotta write this down."

    Too many brilliant 'high-deas' have been forgotten.

  • Lost Lighters

    "Who has my lighter?" "Who bic-ed me?" "Where is the lighter?" "Is that my lighter?"

  • "I'm too high, man."

    You may feel too high, but you've got this.

  • "Dis shit right here."

    In reference to the great weed being smoked.

  • "Joints left, pipe right."

    Paaassss the dutchie to the left hand side!

  • "I can't be around people right now."

    Stoned and paranoia has kicked in.

  • Government Questioning

    "So there's this car that runs on water. It runs on water, man!" - Steven Hyde, That '70s Show

  • "Are my eyes red?"

    The more you worry about it, the worse they get.

  • "That's not a microphone."

    The person holding a joint, should not be telling a story...unless you're on stage.

  • "What was I saying?"

    The smallest interuption can end an entire thought process.

  • "I'm starving."

    7-11 and Taco Bell...two standard go-to's for munchies, besides whipping up some of your own crazy concoctions.

  • "What should we do?"

    The indecisive downside of weed.

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